April 2013
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how many trans* people does it take to change a...
teen-boy-fag:
retrospectivefutures:
only one, but they have to live for a year in the dark to be really, definitely sure it needs changing
ugly laugh crying
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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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March 2013
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lgbtlaughs:
what-the-fiction submitted:
So there’s this kid in my art class who doesn’t think it’s possible to like both coffee and tea.
I wonder how he’ll react if he finds out I’m bi.
And then I started thinking about it…and that’s the best metaphor.
It’s like, straight people and gay people only like coffee or tea.
and then bi people like both.
and then pan people are like, pfft, cofee,...
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Writing Project Day 7
A First Draft on Why My Aunt Pisses Me Off (working title)
Dear Aunt,
I am so sick of your shit.[[MORE]]
“How am I ever going to get used to it?” “What will the neighbours say?” “Did you really have to do that?” “What will your mother say?” “What will the children think?” “You are ruining your life!” “You are...
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Petition to legally recognize non-binary genders... →
dugstruction:
inksplotched:
huskdawgzilla:
achromatiscope:
sasha-the-genderqueer:
I made this petition to legally recognize non-binary genders
Amen. SIGNAL BOOST.
BOOSTIN’
SIGNING AND BOOSTING, both are important!!!
ok seriously if you were one of those people making a huge deal about a nonbinary option in pokemon (esp. if you are binary/cis) PLEASE PLEASE SIGN AND REBLOG THIS IT...
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Writing Project Day 6
528 words - finally getting back into it.
The incomplete thing to prove that I’m actually working… is gone because I regretted it. Meeeh.
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Writing Project Day 5
My head wasn’t a good place to spend time in today, so I didn’t. Writing happens up there, so… no. Just no. I’ve got nothing.
*sigh*
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Writing Project Day 3 / 4
Stuck at 400 yesterday, Well on my way to 500 today, and I think if I keep going with the thing I started yesterday, and just write it all down, I may have something I can boil down to something that I might actually post. If that makes any sense.
Also, I’m starting to realise that 500 a day - no matter how crappy the day is - was probably a bit ambitious. That’s a whole lot of words....
February 2013
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Writing Project Day 2
Got my 500 words, but I’m not comfortable sharing.
Have a kitten in a tophat instead.
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Writing Project
Right now I’m running on caffeine and good intentions. My brain is creaking and the rust is flaking onto my keyboard. I can hear it crunch. I wish I could say I just have to settle back into the language, but I don’t. I have to learn and re-learn, and I’m getting the feeling that this is what it must be like to be trained to write with your right hand when you’re actually...
Dreams and Sprinkles: vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal:... →
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vanehwasreal:
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there…
I cannot even begin to count how many times I accidentally ended up in the Netherlands…
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dragons can be beaten
I realised the other day that I needed to do something for myself, and myself only. I also realised that it had to be something of some consequence, and that for once in my life, I would not question myself, then question my questioning myself, then repeat the process until all clear thought had left me and paralyzing indecision had set in.
So I picked a tattoo, went to the local tattoo studio,...
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““In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive....”
– Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)
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Is it Taboo to have Really Long Posts on Tumblr?
edwardspoonhands:
This is an interesting question, because Tumblr is largely reblogs of cat GIFs. I will often write posts that are SEVERAL PARAGRAPHS long, and sometimes, straight-up, multi-page essays.
When I first joined Tumblr I remember thinking maybe that was wrong or bad, since I was new to the community and worrying about what the customs were. But then I realized “If there’s a...
January 2013
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“If butch daddies want to crochet, if twinkly ladyboys are sometimes tops in bed,...”
– S. Bear Bergman, “The Field Guide to Transmasculine Creatures”
The Nearest Exit May Be Behind You
(via feminist-fuel)
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eros is bullshit: a poem
the theory that people
are always searching for
their other half is
bullshit.
don’t let anyone, not
even a god, tell you
you are anything less
than whole.
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This Fic Is Not Very Good But I'm Going to Keep...
chashlet:
An autobiography
impostoradult:
sockpuppetdynasty:
boypartridgeinapeartree:
when referring 2 sciency bullshit can we all just start using genitals to categorize things instead of “”“”sex”“”“”“”“”
please, thank
but… I think that’s sort of what sex is, when compared to gender? unless you mean in terms of literal different genitalia/medical discrepancies?
Actually the problem with “sex” is that it...
vegayta:
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
