starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

adogadogonedog:

kimerakincaid:

the asl sign for “transgender" is basically the same as the sign for "beautiful" but signed at the chest instead of in front of the face.

so that’s cool.

this is my imperfect not-a-fluent-signer understanding but:

(based on a presentation by a deaf trans guy i was at in 2005 where he was promoting that sign)

it seems like that sign was invented and implemented by trans people over the last 10-ish years. before that the predominant vocabulary was “sex change” and then some deaf trans people were like “yo fuck that” and came up with the current sign, which starts off with the sign for “myself,” then motion that indicates both change and coming together, and ends with the closed hand held against the sternum.

and in the process it also mimics the sign for “beautiful”

and because of spatial grammar, things closer to the front of your body in ASL are generally more vital, more emphatic, more immediate, more present.

so it’s actually a case where the word coherently indicates “beauty” and “self transformation” and contains hints of the complete thought of “my self transforming, through a coming together of disparate factors, into something more real, immediate, and vital than I was before.”

so yeah. that’s just fuckin’ awesome.

and that’s just the way to express that concept now.

(via lillyankh)

epicnigga:

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pantropia:

thiagovscoelho:

azuritereaction:

royalelectric:

liesofaman:

khymeira:

Lumigrids » 2012 [Source]

“Lumigrids is an LED projector for bicycles, which aims to improve safety during night riding. It projects square grids onto the ground. By observing changes in the grids, the rider can easily comprehend the landforms ahead.”

dope

Wow. That’s some awesome sci-fi shit

i cant even ride a bike and this is awesome

THIS IS GREAT SAFETY STUFF FOR RIDING BIKES AT NIGHT WITHOUT BUMPING INTO SHIT AND FALLING DUDES

…what’s wrong with a light all of a sudden? I mean… I strap mine to my helmet, and therefore, light in whichever direction I’m looking. I have yet to ride into the canal.

Usually I’d agree, but… medium sized road coloured branches and bunnies sitting behind them are a legitimate concern here, and my light does about nothing about that. Annnd that’s pretty damn bright already.

(Source: clock510)

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

miss-severus-holmes:

allofthesnaps:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

ohanameansfandom:

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

Snape, Snape,SeverusSnape,DUMBLEDORE

EXACTLY

herrrrrrMIONE

ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley

harrypotterharrypotterOOHharrypotterharrypotterYEAHTHATSME

…it is back.

(via benedictatorship)

pantropia:

metatronis:

I want a rewrite of Jeeves and Wooster where everyone is bisexual and there’s no stigma. Can you imagine the sheer number of accidental engagements?

When Bertie and Jeeves finally get married it’s because, well, duh, but it’s also to make sure that Bertie doesn’t accidentally get engaged to Gussie Fink-Nottle again.

…that could be glorious

…in a perfect world…

jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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How optimistic.

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